So decide. Do you want the job or not?
when you brush your teeth you are petting your skeleton for a job well done
What the fuck.
my friends cat is so pretty
nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite
James Alexander Malcolm MacKenzie Fraser
That is a magnificent shirt on him. That is also perfect hair on him. That is also a very cute face on him.
blows my mind that women are considered shrill and whiny when all i have to do is insinuate that male feelings are not my #1 priority at all times and every indignant male in a 500 mile radius comes out of the woodwork to let me know how they feel
This describes my entire day.
Alright, fill me in, tell me everything I missed.
Won’t take long, only three things happened.
"We"? No, I’ll fix it. You stay here, collect a paycheck.