Khaleesi & Jon Snow 

So decide. Do you want the job or not?



when you brush your teeth you are petting your skeleton for a job well done

What the fuck.


my friends cat is so pretty


my friends cat is so pretty


nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

James Alexander Malcolm MacKenzie Fraser


That is a magnificent shirt on him. That is also perfect hair on him. That is also a very cute face on him. 



blows my mind that women are considered shrill and whiny when all i have to do is insinuate that male feelings are not my #1 priority at all times and every indignant male in a 500 mile radius comes out of the woodwork to let me know how they feel

This describes my entire day.

Alright, fill me in, tell me everything I missed.
Won’t take long, only three things happened.

"We"? No, I’ll fix it. You stay here, collect a paycheck.
Ezra Koenigs golden rules for life
1: always carry sunglasses
2: do your emails while you drink coffee
3: disable text preview
4: respect all faiths
5: eat healthy by yourself
6: never wear flip-flops in public
7: learn how to say, ''i understand every word you're saying, motherfucker'' in multiple languages.
8: take a shower
9: it's better to underdress than overdress
10: don't worry about manners too much
~ Q magazine